From “You’re Not Going to Believe What I’m Going To Tell You”, from The Oatmeal/ Matthew Boyd Inman.
You’re Not Going to Believe What I’m Going To Tell You.
I’m going to tell you some things.
You’re not going to believe these things that I tell you.
And that’s Ok. You have good reason not to.
But I need you to keep listening, regardless of what you believe.
I don’t care if you’re liberal, conservative, or somewhere in between.
I don’t care if you’re a cat person, a dog person, or a tarantula person.
Morning person or night owl. iPhone or Android. Coke or Pepsi.
I don’t care. All I care about is that you read this to the end.
Sound good? Then let’s begin.